I met Leah on Tinder and we decided to go on a date.  I expected Leah to be a “thicker” girl from her pictures, but what was waiting for me at the restaurant was a whole different thing. When Leah walked in, I thought that she was the new Nose Tackle for the Green Bay Packers.  She was absolutely nothing like the pictures.  I mean, Gilbert Brown ain’t got nothing on Leah in the size category, believe me.  And it only got worse once she opened her mouth.  She is the most opinionated, negative, and jealous people I have ever met.  It was the worst hour and half  of my entire life.  I’d rather clean toilets at Summerfest then spend 5 more minutes with this chick.  GUYS BEWARE!  IF YOU COME ACROSS LEAH ON TINDER, SWIPE LEFT IMMEDIATELY.